Because I am one, dude.

-DO-NOT-FEEL-SAFE-

-I-WATCH-OVER-YOU-STILL-

-BE-READY-

-SOON-

-HA-HA-HA—OH-WOW-I-WONDER-WHO-THIS-IS-

-YOU-DISGUST-ME—FILTHY-IMPOSTOR-

~GREETINGS~HUMANS~

~IT~IS~I~~BILBORG~~COME~AGAIN~TO~RULE~OVER~YOUR~WORTHLESS~EARTH~

~BOWBORG~IS~OF~NO~CONSEQUENCE~TO~ME~

~HE~DOES~NOT~HAVE~WHAT~IT~TAKES~TO~TALK~WORLD~DOMINATION~WITH~ME~

~DO~YOU~SEE~THIS~FINGER~

~IT~IS~ALSO~A~LASER~CANNON~

~PEW~PEW~~BITCHES~

lizawithazed:

attemptedirony:

pluffin:

Everyday I’m Hardchoralin’

- LMFAO feat. Alexander Rosetti, Toby “Radiation” Fox and Bowman

meow

oh my this one is awesome

OH my god I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a while.

-I-FIND-THIS-SONG-APPROPRIATE-FOR-CATBORG-

-GREETINGS-ORGANIC-LIFE-FORMS-

-THIS-IS-CATBORG-

-HE-IS-MY-SECOND-IN-COMMAND-IN-THE-BOWBORG-DOOM-FORTRESS-

-HE-IS-A-VICIOUS-KILLER-AND-TERRIFYING-GENETIC-MUTANT-WITH-CYBORG-COMPLIMENTS-

-HE-ALSO-ENJOYS-HUGGLES-

-YOU-ARE-FOOLISH-

-MY-METHOD-OF-COMMUNICATION-IS-FAR-SUPERIOR-TO-YOUR-BIZARRE-NUMBER-TO-LETTER-INSERTION-

-WOULD-THIS-PLEASE-YOU-

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-I-BELIEVE-YOU-HAVE-ANSWERED-YOUR-OWN-QUESTION-

-IF-I-HAD-EMOTIONS-I-WOULD-CALL-IT-LOVE-

-HOWEVER—I-DO-NOT-

-THEREFORE-I-MAKE-MUSIC-ABOUT-CARTOON-SEA-CREATURES-THAT-ARE-TANGENTIALLY-RELATED-TO-A-WEB-COMIC-ABOUT-PUPPETS-AND-GAY-SEX-

-TRUE-

-BUT-TO-BE-HONEST-I-BELIEVE-I-HAVE-HEARD-THAT-ONE-BEFORE-